Agony Aunt, — January 31, 2010 16:32 — 0 Comments

The Butcher Boy

Dear Agnes

 

I was on my way to work last Tuesday when suddenly my car spluttered and died. 




Imagine my horror when I returned home to find my wife in OUR bed with the 19 year-old butcher-boy son of my neighbour and friend from Moore Street. 

 

(Yeah! I agree, it sounds familiar!)

 

I really need your advice URGENTLY !

Yours Truly

 

Canice B Troo

 

 

Dear Canice

 

There was a general warning issued on the airwaves last week about water in the petrol sold from some filling-stations.

 

Personally I believe that there’s a much greater danger from sulphuric acid, used to ‘launder’ green diesel – so don’t rule that out either!

 

If you don’t want to pay exorbitant mechanic charges, you could try

 

  1. replacing the petrol/diesel filter, and

 

  1. emptying and cleaning the carburettor well (using tissue)

 

  1. re-starting the engine – having secured the carburettor again, of course.

 

Be careful where you buy your diesel/petrol in future!

 

Agnes

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