Sunday, November 11, 2012 20:34
Checking out at the supermarket, the young cashier suggested to the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologised and explained, “We didn’t have this green thing back in my earlier days.” The young blade responded, “That’s our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 13:27
As a piper, I play at many varied events. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man.
Monday, January 30, 2012 14:20
Dear Technical Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and almost immediately noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications which formerly operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.
Tuesday, January 10, 2012 14:14
This smart London lawyer in Glasgow ignores a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman.
Sunday, January 8, 2012 13:15
Mr E Scrooge Usury Bank Hill Street NEWRY 7.1.2012 Dear Sir, I am writing to thank you for causing my cheque …
Monday, December 12, 2011 16:30
Spare a thought for poor Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair……. Arriving in a hotel in Dublin , he went to the bar and asked for a pint of draught Guinness.
Tuesday, December 6, 2011 20:39
As I walked down the busy footpath with my wife, knowing I was late for Mass, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, ragged creatures that are found in every city these days. Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them. Recalling my old priest, Father O’Toole, who always admonished […]
Thursday, November 24, 2011 18:57
Helga is the proprietor of a bar. It purports to be the best. A1 : in fact, it’s the AIBar.
Saturday, November 19, 2011 17:49
This letter was sent to the Kirkcaldy High School Principal’s office after the school had sponsored a lunch for Senior Citizens. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize, and was writing to say thank you. …