Carmel, dear
bless her, considered that ..’maybe I think too much’ (incidentally the title of a favoured Paul
Simon song!). Checking up, I came upon
the following.
‘Doctors are blaming a rare electrical imbalance in
the brain for the bizarre death of a chess player whose head literally exploded
in the middle of a championship game. No
one else was hurt in the fatal explosion, but four players and three officials
at the Moscow Candidate Masters' Chess Championships were sprayed with blood
and brain matter when Nikolai Titov's head suddenly blew apart. Experts say he suffered from a condition
called Hyper-Cerebral Electrolysis, or HCE.
"He was deep in concentration with his eyes
focused on the board," said Titov's opponent, Vladimir Dobrynin. "Suddenly his hands flew to his temples
and he screamed in pain. Then, as if
someone had put a bomb in his cranium, his head popped like a
firecracker."
Incredibly, Titiov's is not the first case in which
a person's head has spontaneously exploded. Five people are known to have died of HCE in
the last 25 years. The most recent death
occurred in 1991, when European psychic Barbara Nicole's skull burst. Miss Nicole's story was reported by
newspapers worldwide.
"HCE is an extremely rare physical
imbalance," said Dr. Anatoly Martinenko, famed neurologist and expert on
the human brain, who performed the autopsy on the brilliant chess expert. "It is a condition in which the circuits
of the brain become overloaded by the body's own electricity. The explosions happen during periods of
intense mental activity when current is surging through the brain. Victims are intelligent people with great
powers of concentration. Both Ms. Nicole
and Mr. Titov were intense people who tended to keep their cerebral circuits
overloaded.
They were literally too smart for their own
good."
Although Dr. Martinenko says there are probably many
undiagnosed cases, he hastens to add that very few people will die from HCE. "Most people who have the condition never
realize it. Medical science still
doesn't know much about HCE, and since fatalities are so rare, it will be years
before research money becomes available."
In the meantime, the doctor urges people to take it
easy and not think too hard for long periods of time.
For my own part, despite the fact that I had almost decided
to join, I’m having second thoughts now about joining the Breffni Bridge Club
down at the Gateway (where I’m currently the lowliest of learners!).
The atmosphere virtually sparks with brain static. You should feel the intensity there!
On second thoughts though, maybe not!
In the meantime, be aware of the following Basic
Guide.
How to Tell if Your Head's About To Explode
Although HCE is very rare, it can kill. Dr. Martinenko says that being aware of the
condition can greatly improve your odds of surviving it. A yes answer to any three of the following questions
could mean that you have HCE:
1. Does your head sometimes ache when you think too
hard?
Head pain can indicate overloaded
brain circuits.
2. Do you ever hear a faint ringing or humming sound
in your ears?
It could be the sound of
electrical activity in the skull cavity.
3. Do you sometimes find yourself unable to get a
thought out of your head?
This is a sign
of too much electrical activity in the cerebral cortex.
4. Do you spend more than five hours a day reading,
balancing your accounts, ‘surfing’ this and other sites or other thoughtful
activity?
A common symptom of HCE is a
tendency to over-use the brain.
5. When you get angry or frustrated, do you feel
pressure in your temples? Friends of people who died of HCE say the victims
often complained of head pressure in times of strong emotion.
6. Do you over-eat ice cream, doughnuts and other
sweets? A Homeresque craving for sugar is typical
of people with too much electrical pressure in the cranium.
7. Do you tend to analyze yourself too much?
HCE
sufferers are often introspective, over-reflective of their lives.
8. Do you
often make silly lists like this and then take them seriously?
There are some even more basic pointers that your head
may be about to explode.
1. Is there a
high-velocity weapon pointing in your direction?
2. Are you
driving recklessly on a dangerous road?
3. Are you
wearing an explosives belt round your middle?
Finally,
a salutary story in the same vein from my favourite holiday destination.
HCE
may have been this law officer’s problem!!
A
Turkish policeman recently accidentally shot himself dead as he scratched his
head with his pistol.
The
24-year-old Izmir
officer was seen scratching his head several times before accidentally pulling
the trigger as he was leaving the police station.
The
good news is that it sure cured that itch!!