... blasting
out ‘God Save The Queen’ - their tribute to the British monarch. This song and others including ‘Anarchy in
the UK’
featured on their groundbreaking album ‘Never Mind the Bollocks, Here’s the Sex
Pistols’. This irreverence was music to
our ears, partly because we had no time for the British Monarch and secondly we
were elated with the arrival of punk rock. Her Majesty’s foot-soldiers patrolled our
estate daily and they took great delight in stopping and searching local
residents and carrying out house searches. My friends and I and other local youths were
singled out for daily searches and given verbal and physical abuse.
During
this time there were bombings and shootings on a daily basis all over the North
of Ireland. There were complex
historical and political issues involved which were rarely explained by the
media pundits, who printed lame excuses to justify the harassment meted out on
a daily basis by Crown Forces. We took
great delight in singing ‘God Save the Queen’ in our best Johnny Rotten voices
as a response to our harassment. We
taped most of the songs, as we couldn’t all afford to buy the various punk
albums and singles. Many of the recordings
were from the John Peel show; he was the only radio DJ at the time who played
punk music.
There
were always groups of young people standing outside the local shops. Every time the British army came into the area
there would be stone throwing incidents, which often exploded into mini- and
sometimes full-blown riots. The local
youth viewed this as a justifiable collective response to the daily military
invasion of the estate.
There
were a small group of us who shared an interest in the punk rock scene. I was serving my time as a painter. It was messy job at times, but it provided
some of my friends with ready access to all shades of paint colours for
graffiti which adorned many walls in the area.
My
fellow punk rockers included, Dee, ‘Blue’, Liam
and Mickey. Dee
wasn’t around too often. He had just
left school and was waiting for a date to start a job in a local factory. ‘Blue’
was in the last year of completing his ‘A’ Levels at the local Grammar School. He once dyed his hair sky blue, hence the
nickname. His real name was Thomas. Liam was also still at school and had, we
believed, a promising football career ahead of him. Mickey worked in the office of a coal yard and
was big into fishing.
One
afternoon we gathered at our usual spot outside Makem’s shop. The focus of our conversation was the weekly Tuesday
night disco at the youth club. During
the previous few weeks we had attended the disco dressed in various items of
clothing that fitted the attire of most punk rockers. The doormen always stopped us on the way in
and warned us about our version of ‘pogo’ dancing. We were
sharing a few cigarettes and cans of lemonade and talking about the John Peel
show from the previous evening. Peel had featured a new session from the ‘The
Clash’, which sounded promising. ‘Blue’
was repeating his usual boastful reference about seeing ‘The Boomtown Rats’ in Dublin. He was a massive ‘Rats’ fan and every Tuesday
night he sported a pair of striped pyjamas
just like ‘Johnny Fingers’. We talked about going to some gigs in Belfast, but it could be
dangerous as the only pubs that allowed punk bands to play were close to the
city centre. Belfast was a dangerous place at any time of
the day. There was also the additional
problem of getting home as the last bus left Belfast at 9 o’clock.
‘Blue’
was always the centre of attention as he was very witty and it was hard to know
when to take him serious. He was
originally from South Armagh and spoke with a
distinctive accent. He had a very deep voice and could be heard
above everyone. ‘Blue’ suggested that
next week our attire should be amended to make us more distinctive. We looked at him anxiously awaiting his
suggestion.
“
Right lads, we’re punks, but to be different we should wear a ‘guttie’ on one
foot and a ‘wellie’ boot on the other. We will call ourselves the ‘ punk wellie
gang’, the ‘PWG’.
What
do you think of that?”
Our
attentive faces exploded into a chorus of laughter. ‘Blue’ didn’t join in. His face was crimson; he thought he had just
delivered the best idea since sliced ham. We stared at each other and I spoke first.
“
Are you f***ing serious? You want us to
go to the youth club next Tuesday night with our usual punk gear and wearing a
‘guttie’ and a ‘wellie’ boot.
We’ll be f***ing laughed at and the doormen
probably won’t let us in.
Anyway
where are we supposed to get the wellies from?”
‘Blue’
was well prepared. He would liberate a
supply of wellies from his uncle’s farm and he knew that the doormen were good
friends of my dad. He believed this was
the reason we got into the disco. He
wasn’t worried about being laughed at. He believed that by adding to our appearance we would be laughing at our
peers who he described as boring idiots. Liam and Mickey were both very excited. They
sang a tune celebrating the birth of the ‘PWG’ to the sound of ‘What do I Get’
by The Buzzcocks. Dee
also added his approval and I acquiesced. My reservations were more to do with being the
added attention of the doormen and I suppose there was a bit of vanity
lingering in the background. We decided
to celebrate the formation of the ‘PWG’ the following Saturday night with a
carry-out of cider and beer at our usual spot at the edge of a local river. We agreed to keep our ‘PWG’ plans to ourselves
to increase the impact of our first ‘outing’. I added another cautionary note about graffiti
as any references to the ‘PWG’ could invite questions about a new IRA splinter
group. We all laughed at the notion of
local IRA men running around our estate wearing a combination of ‘gutties’ and
‘wellies’.
That
night we went to the youth club sporting our usual punk attire. As usual I had to do the talking to gain
access. I told the doormen to expect a change to our apparel the
following week. I hinted about footwear, but that was as far
as I could go. We engaged in our version
of dancing: the DJ was sound, he always played any records that we took with
us, although the youth club committee wouldn’t let him play certain songs by
‘The Pistols’ and ‘Orgasm Addict’ by The
Buzzcocks.
We
met up at ‘Blue’s’ house early that Saturday evening to try on the ‘wellies’. There was a garage adjacent to his house. Most of the boots fitted, but Dee’s and Liam’s were a bit on the big side. Once
the fitting was over we made our way into town to purchase the booze. The alcohol was consumed with additional
pleasure that night as we sang our hearts out to mark the birth of the ‘PWG’.
D
Day arrived. It was Tuesday night. The disco usually kicked off about 8 pm. We were always first in. However, we decided to wait to 8.30pm, as this
would add to the impact of our new image. We met up in my house, as our back door was
literally a few feet from the youth club. We got changed into our ‘new footwear’. My mum and younger sister obtained a sneak
preview. They both roared with laughter
with my mum making references to our collective sanity.
At
8.30pm I looked out the kitchen window. The coast was clear and it was time to reveal the PWG to the world, or
at least to our peers in the youth club. We left the house to the echo of loud giggles
from my mum and sister and made our way to the youth club door. As usual I was first to enter as my dad’s
friends were always on duty. They gave
me the once over and busted out laughing at my footwear. We
entered the youth club under strict instructions not to remove our wellies. We made our way to the stage and gave the DJ
some punk records to play. He never even
noticed our footwear. I asked him to
play anything by ‘the Rats’ with a request for the PWG. At first he looked startled, but when I
displayed my footwear he gave me a ‘thumbs up’ gesture. He later told me that our footwear was a good
idea as it added fun to the whole punk image. I was disappointed by this comment, as we
didn’t want to be figures of fun.
The
DJ announced the request for the PWG and everyone looked in our direction. We hit the dance floor with our usual gusto,
but it was more exciting with our new footwear. The DJ played four punk records in a row including ‘The Pistols’ and a
double dose of The Clash. By the end of
‘White Riot’ by The Clash we were exhausted and gladly occupied seats in our
usual location by the stage. ‘Blue’ was
grinning like a child in a sweet shop. Mickey
was complaining about his left ankle as his ‘wellie’ kept coming off during our
session on the dance floor. For the
first time in months we sat in silence whilst the DJ played a triple dose of
Donna Summer. Our usual response to this
disco queen involved going to the middle of the dance floor pretending to vomit
and shouting ‘death to disco’.
We
received a varied reaction to our new attire, most of it negative and included
references about looking like eejits. We
just laughed it off. Mickey’s older
sister was very vocal: she didn’t hold back,
“You
lot are a bunch of dickheads! My friends
are laughing at me”.
She
pointed her finger at ‘Blue’.
“I
suppose this was your idea, you big
culchie”.
We
responded in unison by singing the opening lines of a song by The Wurzels whose
stage act involved dressing up as singing farmers. She turned on her heels and stormed in the
direction of the toilets. Near the end
of the night the DJ announced that he was going to play a punk record as a
personal dedication to us. He played
‘New Rose’ by The Damned and we went wild. As we were leaving the disco the doormen made
a few jokes about our footwear, tractors and cow dung.
The
doormen repeated the same jokes every week and our peers also indulged in comic
remarks. We were accepted for what we
were, local young people who liked punk music and wore ‘silly’ footwear. We stood out all the same and the PWG were
talked about in other parts of the town, in schools and workplaces. We were ‘legends’: at least we hoped that we were. It was fun. It was an expression of youth culture and the music still sounds as good
today as it did then.