However there were times
when some people got bored with cards and a game of Pitch and Toss ensued. Now it was against the rules of the club to
have this game played – for it was primarily a gambling game.
The players had to be
careful when the halfpennies landed, for the sound would re-echo in the room
below. Someone was designated to stamp his foot as
the coins hit the floor. It was hoped
that this would deaden the sound so that the caretaker, who was usually in the
bar situated under the band room, could not guess what was going on.
On this particular Sunday afternoon
‘the toss’ was well attended and everything was going to plan. Two
gentlemen from Dromalane had the halfpennies and had their last £8 covered by
other gamblers. Two heads uppermost when
the coins came to rest would return them £16 and guarantee a great night at the
bar.
The halfpennies were
tossed and fell. As they hit the floor the foot was stamped. One of the halfpennies landed ‘heads’ but
unfortunately the other landed on its edge and proceeded to roll slowly and
noisily across the room. At that precise
moment down below there was an uncharacteristic lull in the craic around the
bar. As all heads turned upward, the
halfpenny could be heard rolling across the floor.
Paddy ‘Dollar’ Duffy, the
caretaker, looked up at the ceiling, let out an expletive and raced up the
stairs. At the same time Eugene Markey
was getting a drink at the bar, having just come down from the toss. The wily Eugene tried to offset the inevitable. He followed Dollar up the stairs and before the
caretaker had time to say anything, Markey shouted “ Heads a Dollar.”
The pun on Paddy the Caretaker's name was deliberate, but his call could also be interpreted as 'I'm betting five shillings that the coins will come up two heads' !
Instead of clearing, covering their tracks and
acting like innocents, the toss school started to laugh! They were quickly stopped when Dollar raised
his hand, pointed to them, and said the dreaded words that meant debarment from the
club:
“Count the lights.”
But after a suitable
length of time (probably a week) they were all back in and everything quickly
returned to normal!