Our client, a leading multi-national company has commissioned the
services of our esteemed firm of solicitors, Bea Hartless, Sue Daly & Robin
Fleezia ..........
.......... to establish a template that they
might use for future interviewees answering employment applications. The
following is the result.
To avoid putting ‘round pegs in
square holes’, so to speak, a number of interviewing techniques have been
developed and perfected. The following is
suggested as a possible recruitment technique for any large multi-national company
with numerous departments.
1 Assemble one hundred bricks in no
particular order in a closed room. Send all your candidates into the room without
instructions and close the door.
2 Leave
them alone and come back after six hours.
ANALYSIS
1 Those
still counting the bricks should be recruited to Accountancy Dept.
2. Those
that have got as far as recounting bricks
belong in Auditing.
3.
If they have messed up the room with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
4. If
they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
5. If
they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
6. If
they are sleeping, put them in Security.
7. If they have broken the bricks into
pieces, try Information Technology.
8. If
they are sitting idle, they are naturals for Human Resources.
9. If they say they have tried different
combinations, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
10.
If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
11. If
they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
12. If they are talking to each other, and not a
single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.
13. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves
with bricks in such a way that they can neither be heard from - nor seen, enter
them for Parliament.
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