Since
he was a "Leader" in a modern society he had never been taught the
ancient and mystical ways of the travellers from times well past. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell
what the winter was going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his clan that the winter was
indeed going to be cold and that the members of the site should collect
firewood to be prepared.
But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone box, called the Irish Met
Office and asked,
"Is
da comin' wintur goin' to be cold?"
"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,"
the
meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Leader went back to his people and told
them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.
A week later he called the Met Office again.
"Does
it still look like it's goin' to be a very cold wintur?"
"Yes,"
the
man at Met Office again replied,
"it's
going to be a very cold winter."
The Leader again went back to his clan and ordered them to collect every scrap
of firewood they could find.
Two weeks later the Leader called the Met Office again.
"Are ya absolutely sure that the wintur is goin' to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied.
"It's
looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters
ever."
"How
can ya tell?" the Leader asked.
“Well”,
the weatherman replied,
"the
travellers are collecting firewood like crazy."