Laundrette Ad: Working on the same spot for twenty years!

Californian fires: Rangers hold two over brush fires

New Narrow Water Bridge held up by red tape

Russia: Miners refuse to work after death

Transport Investment: Ten years wait for fast trains

In Opticians Window: IF YOU CAN’T SEE, SEE LEE

Blinds Shop: IF IT WEREN’T FOR US, IT’D BE CURTAINS FOR YOU

Garage: WORN TYRES KILL! GET YOURS HERE!

Mayo: A Mayo householder after the recent landslides was forced to leave her home through dangerous cracks in the walls

The two accused sat behind each other in the courthouse

The lady Mayoress smashed a bottle of champagne over her stern as she slid gracefully down the slipway

Family portraits taken at the convenience of your own home

The crossing patrolman was told to stay dead outside the school gates

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