In order to get that pay cheque I am required to pass a random urine test.  Which I have no problem with.  What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test to get Social Security.

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get these benefits because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand.  I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand have a problem helping them sit on their derriere, smoke pot, or worse. 

Could you imagine how much money the State would save if people had to pass a urine test to get public assistance?

Weepee Moron

 

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 Dear Weepee,
 

I’m puzzled as to what's worse than smoking pot!

And as to what kind of job requires employees to take a urine test before they receive their pay.

Are you bottling strong drink? Packing pharmaceuticals? Are you an airline pilot?

Whatever, I’ll swap my Social Security payments any day to take your pay!

I fear your employers are taking the p*** out of you, Weepee.

Someone once said, ‘weep not for me, but for yourself and for your children’.

Dry your eyes, you big girl’s blouse.

I suspect you’re a racist under it all!

You lot exploited us in the ‘Dominions’ for long enough.

Now it’s payback time, big style.

If you don’t like it emigrate to Brazil.

I could put a word in for you with my in-laws over there.

Pronto, like.

Before they’re all over here!

 

Agnes