After
hitting the windscreen I must have been rendered unconscious momentarily. I
remember Brian shaking my arm and saying,
“Are
you ok?”
After
the terrible noise of breaking glass and rending metal of those previous moments,
everything now sounded so peaceful. The
only sound seemed to be the dripping of liquid from somewhere, perhaps from our
smashed radiator, or from the broken bottles of beer that had once formed our load.
It’s funny what the mind takes in at
times like that.
“You
had better climb out my side,” said Brian,
“There’s no chance of you getting
that door on your side open”.
So with great difficulty I managed to climb
across the cab and make my exit through the driver’s door. Because of the angle of the truck, that door
was then above my head so I literally mean I climbed out.
Once
we got clear of the truck I was able to survey the damage.
What a mess! The old lorry was nose-down in the ditch and
lying over on her side, so much so that her rear offside wheel was clear off the ground. There were crates and bottles
scattered all over the place, some on the roadway, but most of them thankfully
in the ditch at the side of the road. A
lot of the bottles had been broken, disgorging their liquid contents all over
the ground. Foaming pools of Guinness
competed with the amber-coloured discharge from the Lager Beer as to which of
them could create the greater mess.
Brian
and I looked at the whole sorry sight with perplexity.
What were we to do now?
How were we to clear
this up?