Imagine my horror when I returned home to find my wife in OUR bed with the 19 year-old butcher-boy son of my neighbour and friend from Moore Street. 

(Yeah! I agree, it sounds familiar!)

I really need your advice URGENTLY !

Yours Truly

Canice B Troo

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Dear Canice

There was a general warning issued on the airwaves last week about water in the petrol sold from some filling-stations.

Personally I believe that there’s a much greater danger from sulphuric acid, used to ‘launder’ green diesel – so don’t rule that out either!

If you don’t want to pay exorbitant mechanic charges, you could try

1. replacing the petrol/diesel filter, and

2. emptying and cleaning the carburettor well (using tissue)

3. re-starting the engine – having secured the carburettor again, of course.

Be careful where you buy your diesel/petrol in future!

Agnes

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