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Written by Editor   
Sunday, 27 February 2005
We take political incorrectness to new extremes.  The following One, Two, Three, lists are meant for fun and not designed to offend!
 
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One Irishman, a drinker;
two Irishmen, a fight;
three Irishmen, partition.
 
One Englishman, a bore;
two Englishmen, a club;
three Englishmen, an empire.
 
One Welshman, a miner;
two Welshmen, a duet;
three Welshmen, male voice choir.
 
One Scotsman, skinflint;
two Scotsmen, a skinful;
three Scotsmen, a depression.
 
One Frenchman, a lover;
two Frenchmen, an affair;
three Frenchmen, ménage á trois.
 
One German, a burgher;
two Germans, a beer-parlour;
three Germans, an army.
 
One American, a businessman;
two Americans, a free market;
three Americans, a cartel.
 
One Italian, a tenor;
two Italians, a minuet;
three Italians, an opera. 
 
One Russian, an anarchist;
two Russians, a chess game;
three Russians, a revolution.
 
One Japanese, a gardener;
two Japanese, a cult;
three Japanese, electronics.




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