|
We take political incorrectness to new extremes. The following One, Two, Three, lists are meant for fun and not designed to offend!
The photo shows The Tech's Centre for Building, Construction, Painting & Decorating. Wonder where they might start? One Irishman, a drinker; two Irishmen, a fight; three Irishmen, partition. One Englishman, a bore; two Englishmen, a club; three Englishmen, an empire. One Welshman, a miner; two Welshmen, a duet; three Welshmen, male voice choir. One Scotsman, skinflint; two Scotsmen, a skinful; three Scotsmen, a depression. One Frenchman, a lover; two Frenchmen, an affair; three Frenchmen, ménage á trois. One German, a burgher; two Germans, a beer-parlour; three Germans, an army. One American, a businessman; two Americans, a free market; three Americans, a cartel. One Italian, a tenor; two Italians, a minuet; three Italians, an opera. One Russian, an anarchist; two Russians, a chess game; three Russians, a revolution. One Japanese, a gardener; two Japanese, a cult; three Japanese, electronics. |