We could see that the small man was the entertainer of
the group. He talked unceasingly and
what he had to say was obviously highly entertaining to his companions.
The men stopped at the compartment next to ours. The small man got in, closed the door, let
down the window and resumed the cheerful conversation with his laughing friends
on the platform in front of him. He
spoke with an English accent; his listeners were local men and it was clear
they had all been drinking.
The guard sounded his whistle, the noisy group shouted
their farewells to their departing friend and he called back to them saying how
much he had enjoyed his time in Ireland
and particularly their merry meeting. Just as the train started to move, he pulled out a large revolver, the
biggest I had ever seen, and with deliberation and whoops of delight, he fired
shot after shot into the roof of the station.
His erstwhile companions dived in panic for doorways
that were not there. As we slid along
the platform to the thunder of the little man’s revolver, men and women and
children were throwing themselves in all directions. In the train the women were screaming. There were two women in our compartment who
were down on the floor. Mother was
vainly trying to bring her brood within her protective embrace.
My brother and I realised he must be a Black and
Tan. Yet far from feeling fear we were delighted
and exhilarated at the Wild West performance at which we had a ringside
seat. As the train moved out of the town
we could hear him in the next compartment singing at the top of his voice. Our womenfolk were almost in a state of
collapse. Only a thin partition
separated us from a drunk man with a large revolver. Every now and then as the train chugged
through the trees the revolver would appear – right beside us – and he would
take a shot at a tree or a rock or a telegraph pole and up and down the train
the cries of frightened females could be heard.
The train stopped at every small station and each time
the Englishman would call out to people standing on the platform, engage them
in bantering conversation and, as we moved on, send them scattering in panic
with bullets screaming over their heads. What for many people was a truly frightening experience was, for us boys
great entertainment. We were
disappointed when at Ballybay (near the end of our journey) the man in the next
carriage got off the train and soberly walked away, in the midst of the dozen
or so departing passengers.
As we arrived, Clones station was deserted. When the train stopped people opened carriage
doors and got out but there was no one there to greet them. Then policemen carrying rifles and revolvers
came out of every nook and corner around the big station. Word had come through saying that Black and
Tans and IRA men were engaged in a running battle on the train.
The bird had flown!