When they found out that it was a cod, like

They wouldn’t admit they’d been had!

They built a big plant outside of Moscow

Turnin’ out Steam Traps like mad!

Soon aul Putin rings up George junior and says..

Yuz uns … yuz uns (he spoke in Russian, of course!)

Yuz uns think yuz are great!

But wi’ ar new big Diagonal Steam Trap

Ye’ll find we have yez all bate!!

Aul Putin he near went ballistic!

He decided to give Harlands a call

An’ he dialled up the Engine Room number

Of course, he got sweet bu—er all!

Now finally the call came through, like

In the midst of a terrible hush

‘There’s a call here, Jimmy, from the White House!’

Says Jimmy, ‘That’s a shop in Portrush!’

….

There is a factory outside of Seattle

It employs 25,000 men

Churnin’ out Steam Traps by the million

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