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Robin Hood was lying on his death bed and he call Friar Tuck in from the forest.
‘Tuck’ he says in a very weak voice, ‘I have not long to go. I want you to lift me up so that I can see my beloved forest through younder window’. Tuck did as he was told and as he was laid back on his bed Robin said ‘Tuck one last request; give me my trusty bow and an arrow and let me fire it. Wherever it lands that is where I want to be buried.’ He agreed to this request.
Tuck hands him his bow and arrow and with trembling hands Robin fires off the arrow.
True to his word that is where Tuck buried Robin Hood……on top of the wardrobe!!!!!