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Two old women met for the first time in years. The conversation went as follows:
‘Mary, God it’s good to see you. I thought your were dead.’
‘Well why didn’t you come to my funeral?’
‘Sorry I was sick and did not find out till a month later.’
‘Well I did not see you at my months mind. Oh sorry you were sick. I am sorry I did not go to see you in hospital but I was dead.’
‘That’s ok. Got to go now. Keep in touch and let me know when you die so I can get to your funeral.’