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Talking to a friend of mine who was down in the dumps.
‘Why the long face?’
‘I lost my job last night.’
‘What happened, old friend?’
‘ Well I was in the pub at closing time and the barman was shouting ‘Have you no homes to go to!’ I left and went to work and when I went in I shouted the same thing and they fired me.’
‘That’s terrible. What were you working at?’
‘In a Salvation Army hostel.’