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Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. 

This year, Ron’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. 

Bitterly disappointed he phones and tells the others that he can’t go.

Two days later, the other guys get to the camping site only to find Ron 
sitting there with a tent already set up. 

“Dang Ron, how did you talk your missus into letting you go?”

“Well, yesterday evening, after my wife finished reading “Fifty Shades 
Of Gray,” she dragged me into our bedroom, on the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! 

She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did. 

Then she said, “Do whatever you want.”

So, here I am !!!