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  • #17390

    Jones sabo it all in the future resurfaced progres

    hello there and thank you for your info – I have definitely picked up something new from right here.

    #17405

    oak tree
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    Which fish sleeps the most?—–The kipper

    #18719

    oak tree
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    Old lawyers never die,  they just lose their appeal.

    #19713

    oak tree
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    Some months have 31 days, how many have 28 days? All of them.

    #20016

    Pictionary
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    Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live together. One night the 96-year-0ld draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. “Was I getting in the tub or out?” she yells.
    The 94-year-old hollers back, “I don’t know, I’ll come up to see.” She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts, “Was I going up or going down?”
    The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful”, and knocks on wood for good measure. Then she yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”

    #24558

    eyelid

    This design is steller! You most certainly know how to keep a reader entertained. Between your wit and your videos, I was almost moved to start my own blog (well, almost…HaHa!) Excellent job. I really loved what you had to say, and more than that, how you presented it. Too cool!

    #24790

    oak tree
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    John, “Do you drink to excess?” Pat, “I’ll drink to anything”.

    #28161

    Pictionary
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    There were 3 friends stranded in an island. Exploring the island, the 3 men found a bottle so they opened it. A genie came out, and she said that she would grant them 3 wishes. The first man said, “I wish I was with my family” then poof he was with his family. The second guy said “I wish I was in a bar with my friends” then poof he was gone. The third guy was feeling bad and the genie asked, “What’s wrong?” The man said, I’m lonely I wish my friends were here. Poof, his two friends were back in the island.

    #28652

    Anja

    Hmm is anyone else having problems with the images on this blog loading?
    I’m trying to find out if its a problem on my end or if it’s the blog.

    Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

    #29276

    oak tree
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    A police officer stops a woman and asks for her licence. He reads it and says, “lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answers, “I have contacts.” “I don’t care who you know”, says the officer. “You’re getting a ticket.”

    #35869

    oak tree
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    “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”(-Groucho Marx.)

    #60992

    goods

    Thanks a bunch for sharing this with all of us you really know what you’re talking about! Bookmarked. Please also visit my website =). We could have a link exchange agreement between us!

    #72340

    promisee

    Stunning essay, obtained the satisfaction of studying

    #91971

    Pictionary
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    Did u hear the one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????

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