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March 22, 2013 at 12:23 pm #14181
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very
> elderly widow
> and asked, ‘How old was your husband?’
> ’98,’ she replied: ‘Two years older than me’ .
> ‘So you’re 96,’ the undertaker commented.
> She responded, ‘Hardly worth going home, is it?’
> I’ve sure gotten old!
> I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
> new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes,
> I’m half blind, I can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
> I take 40 different medications that
> make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
> I have bouts with dementia. I have poor circulation;
> I hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
> I can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92.
> I have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
> I still have my driver’s license …….March 22, 2013 at 4:49 pm #14204
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