The time passed, and apart from the radio not a sound could I hear from the outside world. The darkness was all pervading. I felt as if I were buried alive.
John McCullagh
Labour in Newry: 2
He’ll die later!
Apostle Freddie of the Apostolic Reform Church in Cradock, Eastern Cape addressed the large crowd on behalf of his friend and fellow-minister, Apostle Dennis.
‘He still fully intends to answer God’s call to join him in heaven’, he said. The crowd was obviously disappointed.
‘But his funeral has been rescheduled. All I can say now is that he drank a small amount of soup on Monday simply to dispel the stigma of suicide.’
Fifty eight year old Dennis had notably failed to die despite promising to do so publicly. He had invited the large crowd to see him die and be buried. A spokesperson for the Cradock funeral parlour – that had dug his grave and had expected to be burying him – explained that..
‘Dennis had a vision that his time on Earth was coming to an end. He originally predicted his death would occur on the 28th January so in December he went on a wild spending spree.
He didn’t die and now he can’t pay for all the things he bought. Yesterday he said he’d definitely stopped eating and would die today, but I saw him in a cafe, stuffing his face with fish and chips.
Dead or alive, he’s for our chute!”
John Haugh: Home
One could sit on the hob seat in the fireplace which was high, deep, rough and soot-encrusted. The flickering flames of the fire ………..
Broken Dreams
There is grey in your hair.
Young men no longer suddenly catch their breath
When you are passing;
Paddy Boyle in Dromantee
Eventually Paddy Boyle settled, in a way at least, into married life with his wife Lily. He continued to work for local farmers, but his pace weakened and his every step became like a genuflection. He sent his wife Lily into Dundalk to beg.
High Street 1996
The reader can compare this list with our previous one of a generation earlier. Even this, of just fifteen years ago, includes several old friends who has since passed on : Sean Hollywood and Ben Hughes are just two examples.