Do you remember Arthur ‘Dusty’ Miller?
Well, Dusty used to work with old John Dinsmore. Old John kept a lot of chickens he’d sell off for profit at Christmas.
Anyway, one night he forgot to lock the chicken-house.
Dusty walked in and stole the whole lot!
He put a notice on the hen-house door:
‘Good Morning, John
Your hens are gone
Your cock will crow no more!
You went to bed
You sleepy head
And forgot to lock the door.’