Diagonal Steam Trap [end]

When they found out that it was a cod, like

They wouldn’t admit they’d been had!

They built a big plant outside of Moscow

Turnin’ out Steam Traps like mad!

Soon aul Putin rings up George junior and says..

Yuz uns … yuz uns (he spoke in Russian, of course!)

Yuz uns think yuz are great!

But wi’ ar new big Diagonal Steam Trap


Ye’ll find we have yez all bate!!


Aul Putin he near went ballistic!

He decided to give Harlands a call

An’ he dialled up the Engine Room number


Of course, he got sweet bu

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