When they found out that it was a cod, like
They wouldn’t admit they’d been had!
They built a big plant outside of
Turnin’ out Steam Traps like mad!
Soon aul Putin rings up George junior and says..
Yuz uns … yuz uns (he spoke in Russian, of course!)
Yuz uns think yuz are great!
But wi’ ar new big Diagonal Steam Trap
Ye’ll find we have yez all bate!!
Aul Putin he near went ballistic!
He decided to give Harlands a call
An’ he dialled up the Engine Room number
Of course, he got sweet bu