The following Lonely Hearts Club advert appeared in a local newspaper some time ago. An employee photocopied the reply below without anybody’s permission!
Pigswill!
Jokes
The Schidt genealogy
As we on this site have stressed before, genealogy is important and interesting. We are therefore grateful for the following letter from an avid reader, who wishes to answer that often-posed question,
Blond drops a bombshell
As a lorry driver stops for a red light, a pony-tailed blond in a bull-bar fronted SUV catches up. She climbs out and descends to road level, runs up to his lorry, and knocks on the window. The man lowers the window, and she says,
Sammy, Sammy and Sammy
‘It seems singularly unimaginative’, yer man says, ‘ for yon wan to name all her three sons Sammy!’
Cold Winter
In October the travellers on a halting Site asked their new Clan Leader if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.
Hoor in the door
In the time of the Great Hunger, there were a number of decent Protestant clergymen who took pity on their destitute and starving Roman Catholic neighbours.
Free Cash!
We have recently learned that The Mournes has been awarded the coveted title of ‘Best Holiday Destination in the
