‘It seems singularly unimaginative’, yer man says, ‘ for yon wan to name all her three sons Sammy!’
‘It must cause all sorts of problems at home, when she wants to address one in particular’, yer man goes on.
‘Not at all’, his mate disagreed.
‘In that case, she just uses his surname.’
Sign outside the
‘The door to heavenly peace is through faith in Jesus Christ’
This door is locked. Try the side entrance!
There was a sign outside the public convenience on the sixth floor of the office block:
Toilet out of order
Please use the floor below
Sign on the washing machine in the local laundrette:
When the light goes out, please remove all your clothes