John McCullagh January 26, 2005
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Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.
 
You get to be burdened with debt if you can’t budge it.


 
Are suicide jumpers from the Bridges of Paris in Seine?
 
Will those too big for their britches be exposed? (before thong?)
 
Is a ‘living Will’ a ‘dead giveaway’?
 
Do condiments make for safe eating?
 
Is a Shotgun Wedding just a case of wife or death?
 
Does an illicit lover break the monogamy?
 
Is that hangover the ‘wrath of grapes’?
 
Names?  Does Quasimodo or Pavlov ring a bell?
 
Is a meeting of egoists a case of an I for an I?
 
Is dancing cheek-to-cheek a form of floor play?
 
Is it just a backward poet now who write inverse?
 
Does a hungry clock go back four seconds?
 
She was engaged to a guy with a wooden leg but she broke it off.
 
With her eventual marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
 
If you don’t pay the exorcist, does he repossess you? 
 
Local Area Networks started in Australia: they came from a LAN down under.
 
Is a plateau a high form of flattery?
 
A vertically-challenged fortune-teller convict escaped from prison.  The headline ran.. Small Medium at Large!
 
Is acupuncture a jab well done?
 
Q. What’s a subordinate clause?  A. Santa’s Little Helper.
 
 
 

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