I read in the trivia pages of a national newspaper lately of a device patented by a
Mutual back-scratching
Fun Stuff
Eye candy sought
This is rather a delicate matter, Agnes, so I hope I can rely on your discretion!
I trust I am not too late to enrol on an evening course at the Newry Institute?
Newry’s Via Doloroso
He was, he explained, a front man for the Consortium of Entrepreneurs bidding to develop Newry’s old Nursery as a
Animal farm
I read in the paper the other day of a man in remote Siberia who petitioned the Russian President for permission to marry a cow ……….
Hoor in the door
In the time of the Great Hunger, there were a number of decent Protestant clergymen who took pity on their destitute and starving Roman Catholic neighbours.
Free Cash!
We have recently learned that The Mournes has been awarded the coveted title of ‘Best Holiday Destination in the
My rod got stuck!
The newspaper story waxed on about a famous magician.
My bulls**t deflector automatically engaged!