no water, so firemen improvised
The coach appealed for alterations to be done to the toilets so that they could be used for football matches
The Council made money available for hotel beds to be ready for tourist sin Summer
After the ceremony the bride and broom go to the vestry to sigh
WANTED: a domesticated woman to live with old lady and to hell with cooking
Girl for general housework, able to milk one cow and cook for three
Many parts of the country had the direst summer on record
P.A Announcement at Croke Park: Would those on the roof of the stands please come down at once, or steps will be taken to get them down
Soft drinks lorry ad: Drink T and P mineral waters
Shop Window: DON’T BE CHEATED ELSEWHERE. COME IN HERE!
Laundry: WHY KILL YOURSELF WITH WASHING? LET US DO IT BY HAND
On lake: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, IT IS UNSAFE TO BATHE
Newspaper headline when John Paul I found dead in bed:
POPE DIES FOR THE SECOND TIME IN A MONTH!
Shop: No dissatisfied customer allowed to leave this shop
PASSENGERS HIT BY CANCELLED TRAINS
HEARSE FOR SALE: GOOD ENGINE: ORIGINAL BODY
chemists Window: WE DISPENSE WITH ACCURACY
Sign beneath large crucified Christ in Graveyard: EXECUTED BY MURPHY BROTHERS
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