Perhaps we ought to point out that the real-life examples printed below, of answers given by contestants on British TV programmes such as ‘The Weakest Link’, were not all given by the same one contestant.
Quiz Contestant Howlers
John McCullagh
Stealth Riders: Earthwalker
Stealth Riders on a Wing and a Prayer
Just outside I pulled on my helmet in an attempt to hide my western features as there was a large crowd gathering just down the road where a convoy of trucks had stopped. Having no other choice I headed straight for the crowd and made my way through.
The Harvest of Old (1)
I watched a youth last autumn single-handedly sweep – like Tornado Katrina’s landfall on the
Militias on the Loose
It was now a few days before the end of the month and an increasing amount of vehicles were arriving in the town from over the border. Strangely enough not only had they household equipment but it looked like they had everything on board from roofing sheets to the kitchen sink.
St Joseph’s Class of ’65
The Reunion of St Joseph’s High School Newry – Class of 1965 – was held recently in the Canal Court Hotel. The function was attended by the present Principal, Mr Hugh Mallon and the guest speaker was recently-retired
Skinning Rabbits
Jack McCulla walked slowly down
Elizabeth’s Role
Mother Aquin suffered her first bout of illness in 1864 and really never fully recovered. When well enough, she taught in the school and periods of remission were filled with good and useful works.
Lurgan Mercy House
Sarah was the youngest Russell girl. She became Sister Emmanuel. In 1866 she was sent as