Single farmer in the autumn of his years, seeks sensitive, nubile young nymphomaniac for housekeeping purposes and maybe more. I can offer your own bedroom too, if ever you feel the need to use it! Must have wide, ‘child-bearing’ pelvis.
I agree she should have apologised and paid reparations.
But inflicting Westlife on her was a little cruel.
She HAD to drown her sorrows!
Some say that Guinness isn’t as strong as it once was.
In fact, I think it should come with a health warning,
especially for those who aren’t used to it.
I hope this amuses you all!
I suggest : Gloria in excelsis: Santa: Jingle Bell Rock: We wish you Merry Christmas … etc.
I checked each detail carefully : I had the ISBN number, the author’s name: the book title. Why did they not stock it?
Then I went outside and looked at the shop name above the door. There must be a clue there, I reasoned …
Yesterday’s questions were really, really easy, weren’t they?
Well. Let’s see how you scored. Just one right from eleven and you pass!
This photo has just been received from a local press photographer who happened to be working last Saturday evening in the Canal Court Hotel.
The following Lonely Hearts Club advert appeared in a local newspaper some time ago. An employee photocopied the reply below without anybody’s permission!
As we on this site have stressed before, genealogy is important and interesting. We are therefore grateful for the following letter from an avid reader, who wishes to answer that often-posed question,