All the following answers were given to Anne Robinson by female contestants.
I mean, men would never be so foolish – would they?
Skip to the last paragraph before you answer that!
Q: In what direction do the hands of a clock travel?
Q: If I travel at 60 mph, how far do I travel in 10 minutes?
A: Two hundred thousand miles
Q: Which playwright was known by the initials G B S ?
Q: Which lady rode naked through the streets of Coventry?
A: Lady Diana
Q: Which European language gave us the words Blitz, Kindergarten and Angst?
Q: Which country has the largest population of Portuguese speakers?
Q: In the 18th century when Scottish crofters were evicted from their holdings, it was known as The Highland .. what?
Q: What is the capital of Saudi Arabia?
A: Tel Aviv
Q: What does a planet orbit around?
A: The galaxy?
Q: Say any word that a dog understands……
Q: Name any famous historical heroine?
A: Winston Churchill
P.S. We just learned that Kenneth Clarke has been eliminated from the race for the Tory leadership. Analysts are wondering why, from early front-runner, he was the first candidate to be forced out.
Perhaps they ought to consider the following response he gave in a TV interview.
Q. How do you plan to make Tory policy more meaningful to the women of Britain ?
A. Well, we’ve got to keep the message very basic and simple.
Bye, bye, Fatso!