John McCullagh January 22, 2004
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More Newspaper Adverts:

Wanted:  single girls, to pick fresh fruit and produce on the night shift

We don’t tear your clothes with machinery: we do it carefully by hand!

For Sale: Three canaries of undermined sex

 Eight puppies from A German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy!

 Great Dames for sale

 Old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition

 Dog: Eats anything: is especially fond of children!

Hand-made gifts for the hard-to-find person

Wanted: Office Ass.  Also young females for various positions

Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it for you!

Vermin problem? Have your home exterminated while you’re off on holiday!

  Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

Bodrum, the breathtaking backdrop to ancient Hailcarnassus:  swim in the hotel pool while you drink it all in!

A gift for all the family:  Phillips’ toaster automatically burns toast!

Sheer stockings [designed for Fancy Dress]  So serviceable that many women wear nothing else!

Unbelievable reductions!! Stock up and Save!!!!  [limited to one per customer]

For Rent; 6-roomed hated apartment!

Work Wanted:  Man, very honest.  Will take anything!

Wanted: chambermaid for rectory.  Love in. 

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