Now the ship was the finest ever seen
An’ they sent it away off to the Turks
An’ they toul’ them, that Steam Trap’s a secert
We’re the on’y ones know how it works!’
But the Turks could not keep their big mouths shut
An’ soon the whole word got around
An’ the Russians got mighty interested
Them lads have their ear to the ground!
An’ they sent a spy dressed like a sailor
To take photos of the Steam Trap
An’ they brought them all back to The Kremlin
An’ they stood round to look at the snaps
Then the Head Spy ups an’ he says, ‘Mr Putin,
I’m damned if I can see how that works!’
They sent him away off to
An’ bought the whole ship off the Turks.
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