Jokes

John McCullagh January 26, 2012

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians passed on from generation to generation, and for that matter replicated in various guises in a host of other ancient cultures, advises as follows:

John McCullagh November 29, 2011

A whole month ago, I spotted a sign outside a door in Killeavey Road : Santa: Please Stop Here !  How those parents might curb imminent expectations, I’ll never know!

John McCullagh August 2, 2011

Single farmer in the autumn of his years, seeks sensitive, nubile young nymphomaniac for housekeeping purposes and maybe more.  I can offer your own bedroom too, if ever you feel the need to use it!  Must have wide, ‘child-bearing’ pelvis.

John McCullagh June 6, 2011

I agree she should have apologised and paid reparations. But inflicting Westlife on her was a little cruel. She HAD to drown her sorrows! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtFyoP8OHlg

John McCullagh June 6, 2011

Some say that Guinness isn’t as strong as it once was. I disagree. In fact, I think it should come with a health warning, especially for those who aren’t used to it.