Some say that Guinness isn’t as strong as it once was.
I disagree.
In fact, I think it should come with a health warning,
especially for those who aren’t used to it.
Fun Stuff
Pest Control
Dear Agnes,
I am plagued by the worst neighbours in the world, who constantly host all-night orgies with thump-thump-thump ‘beats’ going until dawn …
Use a barometer to measure
I hope you appreciate this as much as I did! It concerns a question in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: “Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer.”
What do you know?
The following questions and answers were extracted from a recent GCE examination …
Q. Name the four seasons ?
Eve ‘n Agnes
Dear Agnes
Our neighbours across the way are the most insufferable snobs who have irked just about everybody in the neighbourhood.
Sing a Christmas Song
I hope this amuses you all!
I suggest : Gloria in excelsis: Santa: Jingle Bell Rock: We wish you Merry Christmas … etc.
Witness Protection
There was a murder reported in the Mountpottinger district of Belfast last week. An old widow woman was robbed and battered to death …
Bush back at school
There was a collective sigh of relief when he left office, but now ex-President George W Bush has decided to return to school to learn to read.
Dangerous journeys
US officials are investigating how a child was apparently allowed to direct planes at New York’s JFK airport – one of the country’s busiest.