Please help if ever you can!
My whole life seems to be falling apart.
My father was recently convicted for paedophile activities.
My mother has just been arrested on a charge of prostitution.
My husband and son are currently guests of Her Majesty for their nefarious activities, including drug-trafficking.
My only daughter is ‘on the game’ and my youngest son is a supporter of Newry City F.C.
In your opinion, is there any hope for young Henry?
Will his team ever win a game?
Yours in desperation
Young Henry has to pass the Shamrocks grounds each time his team plays a home match.
Just reassure him that things could be much worse: he might have been a Shamrocks fan!