Sunday, November 11, 2012 20:34
Checking out at the supermarket, the young cashier suggested to the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologised and explained, “We didn’t have this green thing back in my earlier days.” The young blade responded, “That’s our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to […]
Friday, November 9, 2012 13:02
In the early hours of last Tuesday a major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and an earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit Lurgan with its epicentre in Kilwilkee Estate. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering “fukinell”. The hurricane decimated the area causing almost £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 13:27
As a piper, I play at many varied events. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man.
Monday, January 30, 2012 14:20
Dear Technical Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and almost immediately noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications which formerly operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.
Saturday, January 28, 2012 11:39
In the end, everyone’s luck runs out. The Lone Ranger was finally ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief Tomahoko observed his enemy.
Thursday, January 26, 2012 19:33
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians passed on from generation to generation, and for that matter replicated in various guises in a host of other ancient cultures, advises as follows:
Tuesday, January 10, 2012 14:14
This smart London lawyer in Glasgow ignores a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman.
Sunday, January 8, 2012 13:15
Mr E Scrooge Usury Bank Hill Street NEWRY 7.1.2012 Dear Sir, I am writing to thank you for causing my cheque …
Monday, December 12, 2011 16:30
Spare a thought for poor Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair……. Arriving in a hotel in Dublin , he went to the bar and asked for a pint of draught Guinness.