Fun Stuff

John McCullagh December 6, 2011

As I walked down the busy footpath with my wife, knowing I was late for Mass, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, ragged creatures that are found in every city these days. Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them. Recalling my old priest, […]

John McCullagh November 29, 2011

A whole month ago, I spotted a sign outside a door in Killeavey Road : Santa: Please Stop Here !  How those parents might curb imminent expectations, I’ll never know!

adminwp November 24, 2011

Helga is the proprietor of a bar.  It purports to be the best. A1 : in fact, it’s the AIBar.

John McCullagh November 19, 2011

This letter was sent to the Kirkcaldy High School Principal’s office after the school had sponsored a lunch for Senior Citizens. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize, and was writing to say thank you. …

John McCullagh September 6, 2011

There’s no compensation for loss of youth – but Senior Citizens enjoy a few advantages too! This morning, for example …

John McCullagh August 2, 2011

Single farmer in the autumn of his years, seeks sensitive, nubile young nymphomaniac for housekeeping purposes and maybe more.  I can offer your own bedroom too, if ever you feel the need to use it!  Must have wide, ‘child-bearing’ pelvis.

John McCullagh June 6, 2011

I agree she should have apologised and paid reparations. But inflicting Westlife on her was a little cruel. She HAD to drown her sorrows!