Dear Agnes,
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV …
Agony Aunt
Private Dick
Well Mrs or is it Ms Dayee,
I have seen it all now…
You on your soap box telling all those poor souls looking for guidance about high morals and standards… what is the matter with you? Is it one rule for you and one for them?
She leaned over!
Dear Agnes
I need your advice on a very delicate subject.
Behind my husband’s back I have been seeing a man …..
Blown Gasket
Idle pipe dreams ! As per usual!
Dear Agnes,
I trust you will treat my problem sensitively – the reason why I write.
For some time I have strongly suspected my wife of having an affair.
Give THEM a urine test!
Dear Agnes,
I have a job. I work. They pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit.
He has it all!
Dear Agnes,
I am single, still in my mid-20s, dashingly handsome – though I say so myself – and I’m a highly successful professional man.
Sneezing etiquette
Dear Agnes,
You are a lady who always knows the correct etiquette in any circumstances.
Tent-sized knickers
Dear Agnes
Why is it that as a woman’s age increases chronologically, her girth swells geometrically and her knickers size exponentially?
Pathetic courting couple
Dear Agnes
Don’t you agree with me that there is no more loathsome a sight than ….